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The ramblings, links, and photos of a Japanese-American rounin in America Japan Argentina.
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1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control.
2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people can’t legally get married because the world needs more children.
3. Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage is allowed, since Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.
5. Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are property, blacks can’t marry whites, and divorce is illegal.
6. Gay marriage should be decided by people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of the minorities.
7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
8. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
9. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
10. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why single parents are forbidden to raise children.
11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven’t adapted to things like cars or longer life-spans.
12. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a “separate but equal” institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as separate marriages for gays and lesbians will.
I don’t usually gawk over celebs, but I think I’m in love.
(Yes, I’m calling it the iTouch.)
I’m debating on whether I should stick with Tumblr or switch to Wordpress.
Although not horrible, my first haircut experience in Argentina was not a great one.
I searched online, found a hairstyle that was similar to what I had, and then asked some of the younger Japanese-Argentinian about places that could cut what I wanted. I found a stylist and showed pictures of what I wanted. Then my hair was cut.
(Copy&Paste from my first online convo after the cut…)
(7:49:24 PM) kenji: i went to get a haircut…
(7:49:30 PM) kenji: first time since moving to argentina
(7:49:35 PM) kenji: i showed them a picture
(7:49:51 PM) kenji: and now i have a faux-hawk…
(7:49:57 PM) alan: haha
(7:50:00 PM) kenji: i don’t know how it happened…
(7:50:10 PM) kenji: i showed them pictures of my hair before it got long
(7:50:27 PM) kenji: and got pictures of the same hairdo from a japanese site
(7:50:31 PM) kenji: front, sides and back
(7:50:38 PM) kenji: but somehow i have a faux-hawk
(7:51:03 PM) kenji: sides buzzed down with the middle long
(7:51:05 PM) kenji: front to back
(7:51:13 PM) kenji: i don’t know how it happened T_T…
Two weeks ago the group attended the New York Anime Festival for some Artist Alley fun. I provided the hotel which happened to be the Sheraton Towers right by Times Square and on the same block as the world’s greatest chicken & rice food cart.
Anyways, here are some of the pictures I took home w/me.
Greetings from South America’s little Europe—Buenos Aires! The prices of electronics are double to triple what they are in the States, and the streets are littered with… litter… and dog poo. But at least there’s a cafe on every corner, and I can find anything from an electric transformer to a ceramic toilet seat within a block away. However, the convenience in this city is deceiving. A sushi and wine joint is a short walk away, but try to find one of those little poles that you extend between two walls to hang a curtain and you’re at a loss. I spent a good hour cutting, drilling, and installing a wooden pole into my bedroom so that we could hang a curtain. Which turned out to be great because five minutes after I was done, I pulled too hard on the rope that adjusts the wooden blinds that protect the outside of the window and broke it. Needless to say, there are small tidbits about this new country that I still have to get used to.
My first three days have been pretty busy, and they’ve mostly been spent running around looking for apartment things like cups, decorations, and US to AR transformers. Things to make my new apartment feel like home.
I’ll address things in detail later on as they come at me, but for now this little update should satisfy my urge to talk about what I’m up to.
Last note:
Some asked me why I moved. Well, I had planned to move for a while now, but not this soon. When I first got back to the States I had hoped to continue school there, but my family voted and decided that I should stay close to my fiance in Argentina. So I readied myself to leave after Thanksgiving. Then my fiance left the states, and less than a week after she got back she found out that she was pregnant. So my family voted again and told me to move as soon as possible. So here I am. The good news is that this won’t change my plans. I’ll still finish school here in Argentina, and we have her family nearby to support us when we need it.
Bring it on parenthood! I’m not scared of you!
I went to get my hair cut at Enzo’s the other day. I ended up leaving the place w/purple highlights. XD
LG Versa (VX9600) or Blackberry Storm?
I currently have the LG Versa, but it keeps freezing on me. This would be OK if it wasn’t so not OK.
PS. I’m in NoVA bitchez!
Via i love typography.
I usually avoid reblogging these kinds of things, but I thought this one was pretty catchy. Took me more than one try to figure out how to read it though o_o…
Guess this means video games invoke violence whether you play them or not.
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