15 random facts you may or may not have known about Chuck Norris:
1. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
2. Chuck Norris counted to infinity—twice.
3. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
4. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
5. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
6. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
7. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
8. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
9. Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.
10. When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
11. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
12. Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.
13. Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
14. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
15. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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