I gotta say, I’m surprised and not surprised at the same time. First I’m surprised I didn’t find articles about the faked spacewalk sooner, and second, I suppose I should’ve seen it coming.



For an in-depth and indisputable fact-by-fact analysis of how the spacewalk was faked, check this link of an interview with a Dr. Qu Zheng, a Chinese expert who worked at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory.

In regards to others questioning Dr. Qu Zheng on the plausibility of the CCP actually faking something of this enormity and so badly, he responds “they actually understand that my points are reasonable, but they cannot emotionally accept it,” and I think he’s right. People will grit their teeth and fight to the death to defend something that’s been analyzed and proven fake.

China will eventually make it up there and truly spacewalk one day, but it doesn’t look like they’re there yet.

End with a quote off a YouTube:
they didn’t fake it! traces of melamine were found floating in space.

» The dreaded "Kiss of Deaf"

Chinese “Kiss of Deaf” - (BBC News article.)

Bwahahah—A guy making out with his girlfriend accidentally caused his girlfriend to go deaf in her left ear. The whole ordeal has sparked multiple warnings about the “dangers of excessive kissing” throughout the Chinese news media.

The kiss reduced the pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear.
This ought to give you something to think about the next time someone’s tongue is in your ear. Ouchies.